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Hello Everyone
Hello everyone,
I am a new writer and I am currently working on a fictional novel that is also fantasy. I have not read much fantasy except for Chronicles of Narnia, but I think the best thing is just use imagination. My favorite quote is “You are only limited by your imagination and the laws in your area.” I have a fantasy book idea. Here is a little bit of it. It takes place in a world where kings, knights, wizards, princesses, pirates, mermaids elves and hobbits are. I might also include giants, dwarfs, dragons, centaurs, fauns, unicorns, gods and goddesses, bigfoot zombies and wookies. But I think that if I want to have mythical creatures I should read up on them because I know very little about the subject. I have another problem. I have drawn a map of the mythical world and I like how it looks, but I don't know if I can draw it again in a bigger size. I guess I would have to get one of my friends that can draw to draw it. I'm a dreamer. I’m also a workaholic hippie. I think I’m turning into a pirate or maybe a gypsy punk. I’ve heard pirates were the original punks. But what about zombies, which were probably around before pirates because there’ve always been the dead, and if you have the dead you also have to have the undead. And now that we’re in the future we can have zombie pirate robots, or even Ninja zombie pirate robots. I’d like to see a ninja zombie pirate robot wizard that is made of some kind of meat. Preferably bacon. It could come with the book, freeze-dried of course in a little package. But if that’s too difficult, maybe just a tiny freeze-dried bacon unicorn bookmark. I wonder if in medieval times people ate unicorn bacon and if it tasted like our modern bacon of today. I know I'm just a 33 year old nerd in Lewisburg Ohio with a crisis level like Brangelina but I think my fictional fantasy novel could be good. I also think I could perform on New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with some horsey-chested man like Robert Plant in his prime. We could be the Captain and Tennille of a medieval fantasy world, and I’d wear one of those tall pointy hats with the long scarf attached and the Captain/Robert Plant and I would sing “Havin’ My Baby.” And then the baby would appear and it would be a gnome. Or dwarf, whatever. It wouldn’t matter that we’re both men because of how advanced today’s society is becoming. But I think Robert Plant might care because I know he likes girls. I don’t know about the Captain though. |  |
